Psst. Hey kid. You want some pizza? Some ‘za? Bitta pie? Slices aplenty?
Well, you’re in luck if you’re willing to be one of those people who queue up outside a Pizza Hut before it opens. Such people do exist, and they live richer, fuller lives than you could ever imagine.
Pizza Hut is giving away 10,000 free margherita pizzas from Friday (i.e. today) through to this Sunday. The only catch is that you’ve gotta be one of the first ten customers each day at any given store. For your commitment, you will be rewarded with one large margherita pizza.
So not only will you be the person queuing up outside a Pizza Hut, you’ll also be the person eating a large cheese pizza at lunchtime. Hot damn!
Garn then. Go get yourself a slice. You’ve had a rough week and you deserve it.
