Hi guys. A Victorian man playing a one-sided game of naked hide and seek the sausage in the washing machine – you know the one – got stuck in a washing machine at his home on Helmer St, Mooroopna on Saturday, necessitating the use of household grade olive oil and a cast of literally thousands of gawking emergency services personnel to extricate the well-lubricated nude from the vice-like grip of his sexy laundrette prison.
With the alleged intention of surprising his girlfriend, the naked man – who was definitely not doing a weird sex thing, promise – climbed into the washing machine wherein he soon found himself firmly and inexplicably lodged. According to local news wire the Shepparton News, emergency services – including concerned members of the Shepparton police, firefighters, paramedics, Tatura SES and Shepparton Search and Rescue Squad – then took twenty minutes to search for and liberate the naked man, greasing him up real good with olive oil so that he might be removed from the cotton fresh embrace of his labour saving device and/or one man masturbatorium sex dungeon.
“He was very well wedged in there and we were concerned for his health and wellbeing,” Shepparton police Sergeant Michelle De Araugo said. “It was just a game gone wrong. It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.”
“He was trying to surprise his missus and became stuck,” Sergeant Tim Gleeson added. “They greased him up until he was free.”
‘A game gone wrong; a gentleman fairly embarrassed; they greased him up until he was free.’ What a time to be alive and not stuck in a washing machine. Go hence, to have more talk of these wonderful things.
Photo via news.com.au
