Nail Your New Aussie Eatery With The Random ‘Shit Bar Ideas’ Generator

German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer famously wrote “talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.”

Shit Bar Ideas is obviously genius then, because we’d never even thought of opening “a Hey Arnold! themed bar that sells chicken nuggets and plays every Wheatus song, except Teenage Dirtbag.”

Ostensibly created by Aussie designer Matthew Vernon in an attempt to hone his Javascript and HTML/CSS skills, the new and scarily prescient time-killer nails our new-found desire for pop-culturally relevant eateries and makes everything about a thousand times more ridic.

The site promises peak “trendy hipster trash bar” inspiration in the vein of Cook Suck’s Twitter musings, and you should definitely make the time to rifle through it. Still some of these randomly-generated combinations deserve to be shared here and now:

Apart from presumably fielding calls from frantic investors who are eager to make bank from such a prophetic creation, Vernon is also a self-made “digital pizza entrepreneur.”

Some people just get all the bloody internet culcha / grub luck, don’t they.

Source: Shit Bar Ideas. 
Photo: Shit Bar Ideas / Krafft Angerer / Getty.