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Hey, remember the site which championed wanton infidelity before having the ever-loving shit hacked out of it?
The site whose security breach spawned a collective pants-browning among cheaters worldwide?
The online cesspool which is still trying to convince dodgy characters that it’s a foolproof way to get their jollies under their partner’s noses?
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Yeah, that one. Well, as hard as it is to conceptualise, the troubled tale of Ashley Madison may have just reached its head-slappingly stupid conclusion.
As if we exist in some Scooby-Doo universe where donning a shit mask is enough to throw everyone else off, the site is apparently allowing users to edit their photos to include some rinky-dink facial coverings with the intention of protecting their identities.
Really. Truly-duly, this is a thing they’re doing.
Ashley Madison’s newest security feature: a Robin mask for your profile pic #youneedthat pic.twitter.com/ua77eIgg0R
— Julia Sun (@juliasun_onair) February 2, 2016
Users have now been given the option between a black or a brown Zorro mask, or a more traditional / skeevy black bar to slap over their faces.
While it’s obvious that kiiinda defeats the purpose of having photos in the first place, it’s also a stunningly opaque way of convincing users their identities are safe: you can’t exactly slap a mask over millions of users‘ emails and passwords, can ya?
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Then again, new sign-ups might not be too in-tune with the concept of dignity, so one of those bad boys won’t do much to deter ’em anyway.
Source: News Corp.
Photo: Twitter.