A mere thirty-four days ago, Melbourne made an attempt at vanquishing the ferocious beast that threatened to swallow all who dared venture near it.
The bloodthirsty, insatiable Montague Street Bridge had devoured the souls of over a hundred trucks; mercilessly slicing their heads off with frightening efficiency.
Back on May 27th, in an attempt to warn all away from the grips of the bridge’s siren song, Daniel Andrews and the Victorian Government erected safety gantries, altering passing drivers to the bridge’s murderous presence.
At the time, we worried aloud that a proximity alert alone would not be enough to silence a beast of such unfathomable might:
Today, we do not take any pleasure in telling the Victorian Government that we told you so.
JUST IN: A truck is wedged under the Montague Street Bridge. Picture by @samcos73 pic.twitter.com/vY3KtnPnvf
— 7 News Melbourne (@7NewsMelbourne) June 29, 2016
But we did bloody tell you.
THERE ARE PADDLES, FOR THE LOVE OF DOG. HITTING THE PADDLES DOES NOT MEAN “GIVE IT A CRACK” IT MEANS “YOU ARE ABOUT TO DRIVE INTO THE MAW OF CTHULHU.“
The bridge does not sleep for long. And now it has awoken once again…
Source: Twitter.
Photo: samcos73/Twitter.
