The stoner crew of the Twitterverse are shooting the shit right now over their tales of woe and blazed misfortune, by using the hashtag #MyStonerConfession to recount those times they took a walk on the high side and promptly ~ could not even ~.
e.g.
“I once waited at a stop sign for half an hour, waiting for it to turn green…”
Like any hashtag, it’s been hijacked by a few “I’ve never smoked weed” / “lol the cops better be watching this” Tweeters, which begs the question: why are you here? Can you not?
But amongst the rubble are some classic #stonerlogic moments, as well as a look-in from Zach Braff to prove he’s still relevant to the youth of today.
Hit the bong / enjoy:
#MyStonerConfession I’m having trouble following the plot of “Tomorrowland.”
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 4, 2015
Pull up to gas station.
Pay for gas.
Leave.
Forgot to ever pump gas.
#MyStonerConfession @HashtagShenani @DamianVanore23 @chameleonusa
— Breezy Puffs (@BreezyPuffs) November 4, 2015
I talked to my cat for 2 hours convinced at any moment she was going to respond #MyStonerConfession @HashtagShenani pic.twitter.com/ZhxUhp1ykQ
— ZombeaArthur (@MyLittleGarrone) November 4, 2015
I once waited at a stop sign for half an hour, waiting for it to turn green… #MyStonerConfession
— jonathanxavier (@TheRealJmar) November 4, 2015
Climbed on roof (shopfront) and posed as Addams Family with roommates to shocked onlookers. Me: Morticia in cane chair.
#MyStonerConfession
— Mistress Indistarr ✨ (@indistarr) November 4, 2015
The first time I ate an edible, I tried to break up with my girlfriend through interpretative dance. #MyStonerConfession
— Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) November 4, 2015
#MyStonerConfession asking people if they have seen my phone ….while I’m on it. ????
— Freezy (@missfree) November 4, 2015
I asked a police officer if he could still get his baton up #MyStonerConfession
*ouch
— Lady A (@she_nutt) November 4, 2015
I vaped on the jurassic park ride once and thought I was falling out of my seat. #MyStonerConfession
— alejandra (@tophatstevie) November 4, 2015
#MyStonerConfession drove around parking lot at mall for about 1/2 hour until realizing it was to find a parking spot.
— N4CER (@n4cerinc) November 4, 2015
I got so ripped once I spent about 30 minutes trying to figure out how to work my bong – turns out it was a pipe #MyStonerConfession
— Jordan Cadogan (@Electronicablip) November 4, 2015
