If you’ve got a spare $5600 and you’d really like to fuck your life up this Halloween, you can buy a haunted doll with paranormal powers on eBay. Or, you know, you do literally anything else with that money.
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October is a wonderful month to peruse the virtual shelves of eBay for all kinds of fucked up shit because every cheapo on the planet tries to slog off their haunted stuff for a quick buck before Christmas.
According to a New York Times interview with an artist named Eric Oglander, who has a passion for looking up weird shit on eBay, you can snap up 16 inches of pure horror f0r the very affordable price of $5,600USD ($8,208AUD). But that’s a small price to pay for a lifetime of haunting.
The “Haunted 16 Inch spiritual Doll spirit Vessel, Supernatural Paranormal power” listing sold for a whopping $5,600 after 15 bids. Honestly, I’d like to speak to the 15 people that genuinely wanted this fucked doll.
Throughout his extensive NY Times interview, Eric shared some of the creepiest products he’s ever found, ranging from a very affordable set of “haunted bones” for $5.95, right up to a $560 “vintage haunted plush teddy bear.”
But if haunted bears and creepy dolls don’t quite tickle your fancy, or if you’re just such a chaotic person that you need something even more intense, you can buy a haunted mystery box for $1600AU.
“Haunted Mystery Box. Buy at own risk!
Brand new and used items.
Each item has a storey to tell. Antiques and Collectibles included.
Adults Only”
I’m not sure what kind of fucked up human would actually want to spend money on these things, but if you’re too old for trick or treating and you don’t feel like attending your shitty work colleague’s Halloween party, there’s endless pages of creepy eBay listings for you to peruse on October 31.
