First rule of the internet: If there’s an open text field, it will be liberally abused with swears.
Remember that ‘Stranger Things‘ title generator some absolute genius unleashed unto us all a little while back? That nifty little website that provided minutes of entertainment by putting your own name/your mates names/hilarious jokes into the glorious 80s Stephen King font a la the show’s excellent opening titles?
Turns out the people behind that are way smarter than we even thought.
Since they launched the generator, Chicago-based creative studio Nelson Cash has been monitoring everything that people have typing into there. Every little thing. Every inane, rude, ridiculous, pointless, incredible thing.
They’ve taken everything ever inputted into the website and collated all the resulting data.
Their conclusion? You’re all a bunch of filthy perverts.
The company compiled all the data into a blog post (which is a very interesting read if you, like me, get a raging stiffy for stats), and among other things, they discovered the most inputted terms was basically the internet in a nutshell.
In terms of single words, the 5 most commonly used entries were, in order, “things,” “fuck,” “dick,” “butt,” and (of bloody course) “Harambe.”
Curiously, the most used phrase the website found was “manda nudes,” which as it turns out is Portuguese for “send nudes.” The story goes that the show is quite popular in Brazil; Netflix has a sizeable userbase in the country due to the comparatively high price of cable TV.
Beyond that, “Star Wars,” “Fuck You,” “Dicksout Forharambe” (and the variant “Dicksoutfor Harambe“), “RIP Harambe,” and “Butt Stuff” rated as the most common phrases used in the generator.
The data collection also captured the strange, hilarious, and downright weird selection of phrases inputted by single users, like “Gilmore Girls,” “Outback Steakhouse,” “Titty Sprinkles,” and, uh… “Poop Poop.”
Really though, it just confirms what we all know to be absolutely true: We’re all a bunch of goddamned filthy, Harambe-loving, butt-stuff chasing jerks.
Wouldn’t have it any other way, TBH.
Source: Nelson Cash.
