Ancient, festering pile of bigotry come to life, Fred Nile, has crawled out of the bible he calls home to spout more nonsensical bullshit, this time voicing his fear that in a post-Macklemore-at-the-grand-final world, Australian gays will form their own country.
BITCH, WE MIGHT.
The leader of the Christian Democratic Party and bloated leg of ham possessed by an evil horror-movie nun, has inferred in a press release that now that gay people have been bolstered by Macklemore’s “gay anthem” Same Love being performed at the footy, our next step is obviously our own citizenship.
The homosexual lobby has its own Olympics, its own award ceremonies in the cultural arena, its own flag, and now we are told they will have their own ‘anthem’.
What next? Are they going to start handing out their own separate homosexual citizenships?
As a member of the homosexual community, allow me to be the first to say, yes. Yes we are Fred.
You fkn muppet.
Gay Twitter lost it’s absolute shit at old (old, old, old, old, old) mate’s latest bout of insanity, and as we so often love to, fired back some absolute pearlers:
Can someone put Fred in a home? He's clearly unwell. https://t.co/6YjDaa75Ec
— Nathan Cocks (@ElPrezAU) October 4, 2017
this is sickening and offensive. unacceptable. fred nile is so backwards……….the anthem would be carly rae jepsen, not macklemore https://t.co/Qy0FcaHDPb
— laura ????️???? (@liraels) October 3, 2017
Our teachers will be Gaga, P!nk and Christina Aguilera
— Cory Simpson (@corysimpson25) October 3, 2017
— John Cameron (@Cameron_John) October 3, 2017
Literally no gay person wants “Same Love” to be our national anthem.
Maybe “Run Away With Me” pic.twitter.com/6aHxA90R0a
— Eli Matthewson (@EliMatthewson) October 4, 2017
i'm sorry, fred nile is just finding out now that queer people have their own anthems? george michael DIED last year dude wtf
— chloe sargeant????️???? (@chlosarge) October 4, 2017
Fred Nile is worried gays are going to make their own country where we can do what we want and get away with it.
Sort of like the Vatican?
— Thomas John Jaspers (@thomasjohn86) October 4, 2017
Imagine. A country full of love, empathy, free wil, beautiful peeps Lacking in prejudice, bigotry, judgment, hate. Not having it!
— Buck Nayked (@BuckNaiked) October 4, 2017
— Andrew Lord (@chalkwhitehands) October 4, 2017
I’ll be a citizen of any country that excludes Fred
— Nicolas???????????? (@nicolasajones) October 4, 2017
— Jeremy (@drtokidoki) October 4, 2017
— Harry Cook (@HarryCook) October 4, 2017
Little known fact: Fred Nile played the role of Roz in Monsters Inc. pic.twitter.com/VebjRjLaqu
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) October 4, 2017
Loving the idea of 'homosexual citizenship', Fred Nile. Hope there's a written test which includes a section on divas; Mariah, Whitney etc..
— ???? TomAS ???? (@tomarild82) October 3, 2017
Fred Nile, honey. Oh babes, no. No no no no, shhhhh. It’s quiet time now sweets, ok?
Once more for the bigots up the back:
— Wide World of Sports (@wwos) October 1, 2017
Source: Star Observer
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