Ancient, festering pile of bigotry come to life, Fred Nile, has crawled out of the bible he calls home to spout more nonsensical bullshit, this time voicing his fear that in a post-Macklemore-at-the-grand-final world, Australian gays will form their own country.
BITCH, WE MIGHT.
The leader of the Christian Democratic Party and bloated leg of ham possessed by an evil horror-movie nun, has inferred in a press release that now that gay people have been bolstered by Macklemore’s “gay anthem” Same Love being performed at the footy, our next step is obviously our own citizenship.
The homosexual lobby has its own Olympics, its own award ceremonies in the cultural arena, its own flag, and now we are told they will have their own ‘anthem’.
What next? Are they going to start handing out their own separate homosexual citizenships?
As a member of the homosexual community, allow me to be the first to say, yes. Yes we are Fred.
You fkn muppet.
Gay Twitter lost it’s absolute shit at old (old, old, old, old, old) mate’s latest bout of insanity, and as we so often love to, fired back some absolute pearlers:
Can someone put Fred in a home? He’s clearly unwell. https://t.co/6YjDaa75Ec
— Nathan Cocks (@ElPrezAU) October 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/liraels/status/915360493929324544
Our teachers will be Gaga, P!nk and Christina Aguilera
— Cory Simpson 🏳️🌈 (@corysimpson25) October 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/Cameron_John/status/915338929456349184
Literally no gay person wants “Same Love” to be our national anthem.
Maybe “Run Away With Me” pic.twitter.com/6aHxA90R0a
— Eli Matthewson (@EliMatthewson) October 4, 2017
i’m sorry, fred nile is just finding out now that queer people have their own anthems? george michael DIED last year dude wtf
— chloe sargeant (@chlosarge) October 4, 2017
Fred Nile is worried gays are going to make their own country where we can do what we want and get away with it.
Sort of like the Vatican?— Thomas Jaspers (@thomasjohn86) October 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/BuckNaiked/status/915442657748410368
#auspol Fred Nile: Macklemore’s Gay Anthem may lead to separate Gay Nation. Also confused about other things. pic.twitter.com/LIlI11n0Sa
— @andrewplord@mas.to (@chalkwhitehands) October 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/nicolasajones/status/915415299561680896
No sweetie @frednile, we have gayer songs than that! Sorry @macklemore #LGBTQI #gayanthems
— Jeremy (@drtokidoki) October 4, 2017
Old @frednile is scared we will leave because then he would have to go back to shouting at his ceiling fan. https://t.co/trnZSgMDOL
— Harry Cook (@HarryCook) October 4, 2017
Little known fact: Fred Nile played the role of Roz in Monsters Inc. pic.twitter.com/VebjRjLaqu
— @robcoco@aus.social (@RobCoco) October 4, 2017
Loving the idea of ‘homosexual citizenship’, Fred Nile. Hope there’s a written test which includes a section on divas; Mariah, Whitney etc..
— TomMariah (@tomarild82) October 3, 2017
Fred Nile, honey. Oh babes, no. No no no no, shhhhh. It’s quiet time now sweets, ok?
Once more for the bigots up the back:
‘Same Love’ by @Macklemore. 🎤 #NRLGF #9WWOS pic.twitter.com/w7TVsGUyTN
— Wide World of Sports (@wwos) October 1, 2017
