The internet might have been designed as an essentially bomb-proof communications network, but over time it has found its true purpose: surfacing hilarious shit that is far too abstract for people to ever have articulated that it was something that they wanted to see.
Did anyone wake up this morning really hoping they would see a video of a fleshlight rudely jammed into the exhaust pipe of a running car? No. Did a video matching that description make a whole bunch of people exceptionally happy regardless? You bet your ass.
By some confluence of its arcane body horror vibes and the deep weirdness of seeing a silicon vagina cough like someone with tuberculosis, the video is hypnotic, entrancing, and should surely be illegal. Here it is anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjQgTuUnwU
Disgusted? Aroused? Thrilled? The responses ran the full gamut of emotions:
https://twitter.com/NamewithNumbers/status/940821475363377153
if i see that exhaust fleshlight vid one more time imma barf
— 🦂 𝔐6 🦂 (@M6draws) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/HYPERNlGHT/status/940785203395444737
that video of the fleshlight inside the car exhaust pipe is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life
— joe lean (@thottielamottie) December 12, 2017
Thank you, internet.
