Forget People, Now You Can Just Fuck Your iPad

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We are officially now entering the golden age of self-love with the makers of the male version of The Rabbit, The Fleshlight, today unveiling The Fleshlight LaunchPAD, an iPad-stand-cum-cum-receptacle which essentially allows its users to watch porn and love technology as much as Kip Dynamite does.  

As the Fleshlight makers explain: “Interactive Life Forms, makers of Fleshlight brand products, the world’s leading male sex toy, is pleased to announce the release of its newest innovative accessory, the Fleshlight LaunchPAD. The Fleshlight LaunchPAD securely holds the popular Apple iPad as well as a Fleshlight or Flight product enabling the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype. The unique placement of the Fleshlight product in relationship to the iPad allows the user to fully immerse himself in POV – “Point of View” – pornographic content.”

The future is now and it’s :/

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