Harry Styles, my precious sweet angel boy, nearly stacked it hard at a recent gig after tripping over a sneaky kiwi fruit after it had been hurled on stage, which apparently is a thing now.
The former One Directioner and future husband of yours truly is midway through a lengthy world tour off the back of his first solo album released earlier this year, and it’s one particular song from it that has led to this new fruity craze.
The song in question is called Kiwi, which has led to fans to decide that the best way to honour the track, is to hurl actual fucking kiwi fruit at Harry when he tries to sing the classic rock vibing tune on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhhc7WFdb5Q
I’m not even going to attempt to try and understand the logic behind this new fad because all I need to know to hate it for the rest of all time is that Harry nearly hurt himself because of it. Harry Styles, you guys! Imagine if he ruined his face for fuck sake…
Footage from the gig in question has been shared on Twitter and it shows not only Haz nearly twisting one of his beautiful ankles mid-song, but the clean-up afterwards where he realises what has gone done:
https://twitter.com/hearteyeslarryy/status/925137690860949511
https://twitter.com/annaleszkie/status/925146955759669248
Listen up mates. DO NOT THROW FRUIT AT HARRY STYLES. No more ok?
Goodnight @Harry_Styles, great show tonight, watch out for those kiwis. 😀 . Peace & love always, onwards & upwards & on the the next gig 🙂 pic.twitter.com/JcA39OSEiT
— Willow Silverwind (@silverwind69) October 30, 2017
