Every single feature length profile or article about Donald Trump as president brings with it some truly, truly weird nuggets buried within it, each of which could probably be the subject of its own feature-length article. This is one of the benefits of having a demonstrably insane, pretty president who is unaware of what his own job is.
Case in point: the salaciously titled TIME feature Donald Trump After Hours, which profiles his lonesome, Edgar Allan Poe-esque existence within the walls of the White House. It contains this particularly weird aside about his petty dietary habits:
The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences.
As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.
Two scoops of ice cream. The guests forced to watch Trump wolf down a double serving of ice cream while they are shamefully consigned to just one.
Trump’s idiot son Donald found CNN’s coverage of this issue to be a bit on the nose. C’mon Don. It’s funny as hell:
How ridiculous is this headline from The Clinton News Network??? Is this really a network dedicated to journalism anymore? #icecream ?????? pic.twitter.com/SMhxvL2mAf
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 12, 2017
Ole “Two Scoops” Trump. The ruler of the free world.
Source: Time.
Photo: CNN.
