Scenic Bourke St Mall Photo Ruined By Couple Appearing To Bone On The Ground

Melbourne’s Bourke Street Mall isn’t the most romantic place on Earth, unless your idea of a sensual dinner and entertainment is Subway eaten on the steps of the GPO while three separate buskers do three separate Ed Sheeran impressions.

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Still, that does not appear to have deterred one amorous couple, who were allegedly photographed last night having sex just metres from the Myer storefront.

A Reddit user shared an image last night appearing to show a man and a woman absolutely going for it in the fading light. Passers-by can be seen tactically ignoring the scene, or cautiously sneaking a peek in their direction as to not accidentally get too close.

Just took this on Bourke Street and yes, those people on the left are having sex.
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Victoria Police state officers were called to the scene around 7:55pm after reports of a couple acting in an indecent manner.

Officers arrested a 27-year-old man and a 36-year-old woman at the scene.

They will be charged with behaving in an offensive manner in a public space and for sexual exposure, a Victoria Police spokesperson said.

It is not the first time in recent memory that unexpected nudity has been observed in Melbourne’s central shopping district. In 2016, a man was arrested after dribbling a soccer ball in the buff down the mall.

Police indicated that man would face charges for wilful and obscene exposure.