Billy Eichner’s ‘Miss Universe’ Tweet-Rant Is Your Thoughts, Just Louder

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December 21, 2015

Billy Eichner is a modern Renaissance man, and you can be damn sure he’d have the capacity to yell out the actual winner of the Miss Universe beauty pageant – if only somebody gave him the chance.

Today, that role fell to Steve Harvey. And today, Harvey dun goofed. Hooo boy, did our man Billy have a thing or two to say about THAT.

When your heroes let you down. #SteveHarvey

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 21, 2015

.@IAmSteveHarvey Regarding your twitter handle, ARE YOU SURE?

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 21, 2015

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HUMAN ERROR IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT I SAY LET THE WITCH HUNT BEGIN!

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 21, 2015

Then, Billy’s questions got a lil’ more existential.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE – HOW CAN SHE BE MS UNIVERSE – I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE WHOLE DAMN THING

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 21, 2015

About to land in LA just asked a flight attendant what to do about Steve Harvey but no one knows what to do tough night

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 21, 2015

While the image of a frantic Eichner quizzing a hapless crew member about the goings-on in a beauty pageant fills our hearts with mirth, it’s counteracted by Harvey himself chucking an apology of his own up on Twitter:

I’d like to apologize wholeheartedly to Miss Colombia & Miss Philippines for my huge mistake. I feel terrible.

— Steve Harvey (@IAmSteveHarvey) December 21, 2015

Rough night for all involved. Still, 2016’s looking like it’s all you, Billy.