Aussie Costco Combats Exxy Funeral Bills, To Sell Budget Coffins In 2016

Is your budget literally killing you?

Costco have got you covered, because as of January 2016, they’ll be selling discount coffins.
In the States, the coffins – manufactured in China – range from $1,000 to $5,000, but there’s no word on Australian pricing yet.
Patrick Noone, the Chief Executive of Costco Australia, also announced that they would be introducing Apple products to their stores, including iPhones, iPods and iPads.
So let’s imagine how this would play out.
1) You die 🙁 #RIP
2) You’re still glamour. Just, you’re on a budget.
3) You’re buried in your Costco casket.
And then this happens.
Ugh. Worst.