We’re not completely surprised this exists, but still, what did you just say Internet? Cupidtino is a newly launched dating site aimed specifically at die hard Apple fans and the other die hard Apple fans they hope to bone. It makes sense because “Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common – personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and of course a love for technology. We believe these are enough reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so we created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you.“
So yeah, who are we to judge your strange, product-based romantic prerequisites? But if your idea of compatibility hinges on the computer/phone/MP3 player potential suitors covet, then finding a date might not be your biggest problem. Your UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH APPLE PRODUCTS, AND COMPLETELY UNSEXY TECHNOLOGY ELITISM is!
It’ll be a breeding ground for freaks of the highest order but at least we now have a reason to make Apple-related sex puns: “I-Curious”, Two finger scroll, You may safely eject your I-Penis, three finger scroll, I’d App that!, four finger scroll, She’s got a huge Mac, Dock your pod, Let me show you my spinning wheel of death, iTouch me there, She gives the best Steve Jobs in the world, You’re getting me so Hard-Drive, RAM me, once you go Mac you never go back, how big is your monitor? etc, etc, etc. Seriously, I could go all day but I’ll stop there and throw it to y’all. Pun-ish us in the comments.
