If nothing else, the internet is a vital resource through which you can arm yourself with the knowledge necessary to never have to roll the dice on an unfamiliar food joint ever again.
User review sites are a great way of sorting the wheat from the chaff and discerning which are the top culinary delights in any given area.
Therefore it’s only good and right and just that not only has someone made a Tripadvisor page for the sausage sizzle at Bunnings in the rural Victorian town of Warrnambool, but that’s it’s also kickin’ all kinds of ass compared to its geographical culinary competitors. It’s the good stuff, bitch. The lovely snags.
The “Bunnings Restaurant” in the ‘Bool has thus far attracted a near-sparkling record of some 52 reviews, which puts it as the 9th-highest rated eatery in the Warrnambool area. And that’s not a short list either. That’s 9th out of 93.
And folks, let me tell you, the reviews are absolutely glowing. With a 4.5 overall rating, the current distribution of opinion sits at 48 who rightly agree the sizzle is “excellent,” and four godless heathens who have dared to turn in an opinion of “terrible.”
But when the reviews are good, they are a thing to behold; a true collection of loving odes to one of our most sacred of corporately-backed traditions.
Absolute poetry. Henry Lawson himself would weep at the love and awe that drips from those words like the fresh kiss of a sizzling overloaded with dead horse.
‘Course you can’t keep everyone happy in this day and age, and while the reviews have been overwhelmingly positive by and large, there’s still the occasional dissatisfied customer fussing o’er some minor detail or other.
Just goes to show you, folks: It doesn’t matter how good a place can be, there’s always room for improvement. That’s what sets the apart the good and the great.
The Warrnambool Bunnings Warehouse and its now-famous sausagery is located at the corner of Raglan Parade and Horne Road in the heart of the ‘Bool, about a 3-hour drive from the centre of Melbourne.
Why go chuck it a visit so you can slam your own review down and keep the good snag-vibes rolling.
The Warrnambool Bunnings Tripadvisor page, in all its glory, can be located right sodding here.
Source: Tripadvisor.
Photo: Bunnings.
