t.A.T.u. Rumoured For Sochi Opening Ceremony, Because Russia Loves Lesbians?

After recently implementing anti-LGBT propaganda laws with a foresight to specifically protect young children against the dangerous mutual inclusivity of homosexuality and pedophilia, it makes perfect sense then that the Russian Olympic Committee would exhume the careers of the country’s most famous gay-for-pay sapphic schoolgirls Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova of t.A.T.u. for the Sochi Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Russian media are reporting that then teenage, fleeting faux lesbians are rumoured to perform a no doubt stirring performance of ‘They’re Not Gonna Get Us’ as the home team enter the main stadium, the name of which is something like Fisht or Facist, I can’t remember. 

Earlier this week, one of the known heterosexuals, Katina, tweeted, “They have invited us to perform at the opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympics, but they’re treating the artists like shit!!!” in a missive that was later deleted. 
“The organization is horrible,” she continued, confirming that the farcical Lynchian nightmare that is Sochi will continue unabated.  

In related news, still nope, fuck this shit.

via THR