Oh god. Words cannot describe my pain at this. Mr West has been crushing on Australia’s version of Barbie, Krystal Forscutt, posting around 40 pics of the plastic one his blog.
Krystal had this to say through her rubber lips, “I actually have never met Kanye but I’m a big fan of his music. Coincidentally I’m heading over to the States for a month in two weeks so you never know.”
Yes you never do know, Krystal. Maybe you’ll get to hit the US and hook up with ‘Ye and introduce him to a little thing called ‘Hep C’. You never know!
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