UFFIE AND ANDRÉ’S BABY: FIRST PICS


Psyche.

Sorry.

We’ve just been messing around on MakeMeBabies.com all day having a peak at what it’d look like if people we know had a baby. I got pretty lucky and all the ones from me and GF turned out to be little cuties. Straight up. But our thoughts inevitably turned to the potential babies of others and well, what with the big announcement the other week about Uffie and André tying the knot, we just had to know. Here’s what the Uffer and her man might produce…

Little Uffdré here’s ready to kick it large in the playpen, bitches. Don’t front. We think it’s a step up from what she would’ve had if she’d stuck with ol’ Feadz, so congratulations guys!

We also decided to do some more and found proof that Kanye should go nowhere near Krystal and that a baby from Thomas and Guy-Man would be Human After All. Zam.

Kanye + Krystal =

Thomas Bangalter + Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo =

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