Uffie is pregnant and expecting a baby girl.
A little under a year ago jokes went around about Ed Banger’s little princess Uffie being “up the duff” or more appropriately “up the Uff” (pregnant) after photos arouse (sic) of Anna-Catherine Hartley performing in a, lets just put it this way… A not very flattering coral dress. However, 11 months on, it’s now official the Uff is preggas!
The baby bomb was dropped relatively unnoticed in an interview posted on Married to the MOB’s official WWW home Mob Living all the way back on the 26th of June this year. Surprisingly no blogs or news sites picked up on it until Knotoryus alluded to the MOB interview when posting about Uffie & So Me’s brand new collaborative camper bag below.
MOB: Speaking of puppies, you’re about to have one of your own! Joining the hot young MILF club, I love it. I always find it so wild when women as young and on top of shit such as yourself have kids, what’s the experience like so far? Garcon, fille, nom?
UFFIE: “CEST UNE PETITE FILLE! NAME, I AM NOT QUiTE SURE, I HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE HER… BUT I HAVE WEIRD TASTE, I AM SURE I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES HER NAME…POOR, POOR GIRL. BUT YES IT WAS A LITTLE SOONER THAN I WOULD HAVE PLANNED…BUT IT REALLY IS A BLESSING THAT HAS ALREADY CHANGED MY LIFE EXTREMELY, FOR THE BETTER. VERY EXCITED TO JOIN THE MOB STROLLER LUNCHES :)”
Whose the father you ask? We’re going to roll with it being Andre’s kid, considering they’re married and all. Cool?
Will that album ever come? “BIG WARNING THOUGH THIS ALBUM IS TOTALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC, IT WILL CONFUSE THE PIGEONHOLERS.” I’ll take that as a yes.
Now we can officially wonder the same things our bro Carles @ HRO wondered all those months ago…
Is she ready 2 †become a mom’?
Will Ed Banger Records give her †maternity leave’?
Will Justice take her vocals off their hit song ‘The Party’?
Will she bring her baby to parties?
Will she crave sillie snacks like Butterfingers, CrunchNMunch, goldfish crackers, and Skinny Cow Ice Cream desserts?
What do u think she should name the kid?
a) LilBangy
b) Uff Jr.
c) AltAccident
d) Steve Aoki
e) something that rhymes with Joustice
f) Johnathan Brandis Uffie, Jr.
g) license the baby’s name out to Scion/Sparks/Nike/other altCompanies
h) Uffington Chaz Spencer Prince William IV
i) Andre Edward Banger Feadz III
j) Alice Agyness Lovefoxxx Feist
k) Choose.Your.Own.Name
