A trio of suspected bandits with a preference for high-performance vehicles did a Good Ass Job of stealing Kanye West’s Porsche Panamera on the weekend. After successfully committing such a fine – not to mention high profile – act of burglary, the plan went off course [it was either that or “took a turn for the worse” – either way there was a driving pun in there] when they crashed it into a multimillion dollar home moments later, writing off the $115,000 sportscar.
The incident happened in Honolulu where Ye is working on his new album and, according to reports, at the time of the crash the car had been in care of West’s cousin. Suspicious.
Have you ever “borrowed” a nice article of clothing from your sibling and sneaked out of the house wearing it, manage to make it through the night without a single spill or cigarette burn, take it to the dry cleaners to ensure you’ve removed any proof of wear, only to fall victim to an anomalous dry cleaning cock up that has shredded it beyond repair; but, instead of coming clean to your sibling you just carefully put it back onto the hanger you found it on and feign ignorance when it is discovered?
My (very poorly illustrated) point is: the cousin totally did it.
Via NY Daily News
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