Billy Eichner Wrote The Perfect Taylor Swift Parody Song

Fans of Taylor Swift’s confessional lyrical stylings who also enjoy Billy Eichner’s joyfully, maniacally unhinged delivery will get likely get something, anything from ‘Glitter and Ribs’ – a masterful bespoke composition Eichner wrote and performed overnight on Conan in the vain hope that Swift will add it to her ‘The 1989 World Tour’ repertoire. Just think, while you’ve been getting down and out about the ‘Blank Space’ video, you could’ve been getting down to this sick beat. I’d also like to propose a ukelele lead Vance Joy rendition – that’d do just fine, thanks.