I don’t know about you folks, but I am fanging for a good weekend away from it all. Chipping away at work is rewarding, don’t get me wrong, but if you’re like me and keep spending your weekends sleeping in and doing absolutely nothing at all instead of living it up, you’re gonna wanna get your mitts on this lil’ trip.

In celebration of the epic upcoming fiesta that is PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House of Angostura, you’ve got the opportunity to mix your bitters with pleasure and score a ridic weekend trip away for two – so you can take the love of your life, your best mate or even your mum on a getaway.

WIN A SELFISH WEEKEND AWAY OR TICKETS TO SYDNEY’S SELFISH WEEKEND EVENT

Just tell us in 25 words or less what makes you feel bitter – because TBH, this weekend will rid you of bitter emotions and leave you with the delicious taste of the only bitters we WANT in our lives.

You’ll score two nights accommodation at the ultra-fancy Halcyon House on Cabarita Beach (so you can live out your beach house romance fantasies), return flights and on-ground transfers to/from the airport and a 60 minute spa massage experience EACH.

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Your Spa treatment awaits…

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If food and drinks are more your kinda thing (I feel you, fam), you’ll also get a House of Angostura Bitterology package (so you can mix your own dranks), daily a la carte brekkie, a welcome drink and fruit platter on arrival and access to the mini bar (you never know when you’ll need it).

Whether you get out onto the beach, sleep in massively or feel like roaming the wild with free reign over Halcyon bicycles and surfboards, you’ll be in for a hell of a time.

It’s a handy little reminder to be selfish once in a while and make sure you’re taking care of number one – YOU. So what better way to celebrate you than by attending an entire festival dedicated to self care?

Hurry up and grab your tickets HERE for PEDESTRIAN.TV’s Selfish Weekend presented by The House of Angostura and you can live it up for a weekend of exciting talks, vibrator races, manifestation and drinks.

Fifteen lucky runner-ups will also score free passes to the festival, so you can’t go wrong really. Plus when you’re there, you can even visit the Bitterology station there to get a taste of what the package would be like on the trip.

Coz you should always mix bitters with pleasure.

You won’t be walking away from this weekend empty handed, folks, thanks to our amazing sponsors fillin’ up your complimentary gift bag: The House of AngosturaSwarovskiark swimwearboohooMcVitie’s Flipz , Horny Goat WeedYo ProSanta VittoriaHASKFitness ShowLifestyles & Full Time Flex.

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