The Sun took a look inside the fuck-off fancy southwest London home of buff daddy The Rock over the weekend, publishing loads of shots from inside the rented pad, which apparently features a cinema, two swimming pools, nine bedrooms and Rusty the Horse.

He’s in town to shoot Hobbs and Shaw, the Fast and Furious spin-off featuring Idris Elba as the villain, so he rented out the same luxe Richmond palace just down the road from Tom Hardy that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie temporarily called home back in 2012.

But Dwayne Johnson’s decked out the house differently to the former Hollywood It couple, apparently dropping his massive pop-up gym, the Iron Paradise, somewhere in the three acres of riverside garden attached to the house. Plus there’s another gym inside. And there’s a tennis court somewhere out there.

Look at the front of this house. This is like a royalty estate house. You can totally imagine Meghan Markle and Prince Harry living in here.

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You roll into the house via this atrium, which I can only imagine wrestling happening in. Just fancy chairs flying, and the birdcage light dropping on someone’s head. It would rule.

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Here’s pool #1, the indoor pool. The other pool is an outside pool, and it should not be in use, because it is cold over in the UK rn.

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After a dip in the pool, yr boi can warm himself up again by a roaring fire in the lounge room then play big man chess, because he has such large hands presumably he needs a really large chess set. I think Johnson would be incredibly good at chess, but also very humble about it. He wouldn’t just take you out in three moves because he can, he would make it feel like a bit more of a competition. Anyway, there’s four more living rooms after that.

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Look at this dusty pink home cinema set-up. I want to be adopted by the Johnson family so I can ride horses and watch movies in here.

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Finally, because it is the UK, there is a Union Jack on the rug in the study, and a fancy arse globe. Here The Rock can do business things, or just curl up under what is maybe a real animal fur blanket.

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In conclusion, the house is worth a mint and you will never ever step foot into it. And obvs The Rock can afford it, because he earned $171 million from June 2017 to June 2018, making him the highest paid actor in the world.

Johnson celebrated his first Thanksgiving out of the US at the huge estate last week, working out, eating turkey, and posting a shot of himself on Rusty, the horse from Gladiator and Robin Hood. You know the horse: he’s the one Russell Crowe became “lifelong friends” with on Robin Hood and Les Mis.

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Word to the bird ???? and a weird thing I have to always keep close. This Thanksgiving was a unique one, in that it was the first time I’ve ever not been back home in the U.S. of A. But here in London, we still cooked and laid out a big, sweet spread to give our thanks and boundless gratitude for our loved ones. The weird thing – is every Thanksgiving I gotta take a moment to remember exactly 27 years ago on Thanksgiving while living in Tampa, Fl we were so piss broke, that we couldn’t even afford to buy a turkey, so we were praying someone would invite us over for Thanksgiving. Well, the universe answered our prayers, because friends of ours called to say Happy Thanksgiving and we were like, “HAPPY THANKSGIVING WE’LL BE RIGHT OVER TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU GUYS K BYE!!” They were like, “Uhhh okaaaay great, see you soon?” A Very true and fucking embarrassing story ????????????‍♂️ I’m weird this way, but remembering shit like this helps me live a better and more grateful life. I’m quite sure I need therapy for this, but until then tequila will be my loving & empathetic therapist. #WordToTheBird #GratefulMan #AintPissBrokeNoMo #Cheers ????????

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Also he went to see Hamilton, and The Rock bloody well loved it, didn’t he?

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..And I am not throwing away my shot. To close out our Thanksgiving, @laurenhashianofficial took me to see @hamiltonmusical here in London. She had seen it multiple times and this was my FIRST TIME (I know, but I’m a very busy dude;) seeing this extraordinary and iconoclastic piece of art. After the show, we went backstage to meet this crazy talented and passionate cast. I thanked them all for their killer performances, relentless hard work and discipline it takes to become as masterful as they are. When you make something incredibly difficult look easy — that’s when you’ve mastered your craft. Big shout to my brother Lin Manuel Miranda for creating this whole thing and for inspiring me on yet another level. And to the HAMILTON cast members worldwide, THANK YOU for sharing your passions and above all else/ I’m scrappy and hungry and I am not throwing away my shot. Ever. Love y’all and thank ya for being so cool and gracious ???????? #HAMILTON #London #ThanksgivingDay

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