In case you somehow missed it: Black Friday has kicked OFF, slashing prices left, right, and centre. If you’re a bit overwhelmed and don’t know where to begin, allow us to point you in the direction of Dyson. ‘Cos who doesn’t love those bloody beautiful vacs?

You can save $250 (!) on Dyson vacuums right now, but you have to move fast, ‘cos they’re flying off the shelves.

Let’s get straight to it.

Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless

The Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless vacuum cleaner is currently on offer for $649, down from $899. Save $250.

This fancy boy comes with a direct drive cleaner head, a soft roller cleaner head, a mini soft dusting brush, combination tool, docking station, rigid crevice tool, and a mini motorised tool.

That’s two cleaner heads and four tools in total.

It has up to 40 minutes of runtime, with two power modes. So you can either switch between MAX mode for up to seven minutes of very high power cleaning, or Powerful mode for longer cleaning.

And with one click, this baby also changes to a handheld vacuum for when you (I) clean out your (my) car.

I mean, look at it. Isn’t it just stunning?

Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless vacuum cleaner – $649. 

Dyson Cyclone V10 Absolute+

Up next is the Dyson V10 Absolute+ Cordless vacuum cleaner.

This copper-coloured vac has 30% more suction power than the Dyson V8, and up to 60 minutes of fade-free power.

It comes with two cleaner heads and seven tools, including the fluffy cleaner head, extension hose, stubborn dirt brush, and flexi crevice tool for all those really impossible nooks and crannies. You know the ones I’m talking about.

The V10 Absolute+ could be yours for $849, down from $1,099. Once again, that’s $250 saved.

The V10, which can also transform into a handheld vacuum, features three power modes to suit your top-to-bottom cleaning on any floor type.

ALSO, it’s acoustically engineered to absorb vibrations and dampen sound, which means it won’t make too much noise.

Dyson Cyclone V10 Absolute+ – $849.

There are a slew of other Dyson offers floating around this Black Friday, so keep your eyes peeled.

If you’re looking for a fan to fend off the summer heat with, you can grab the Dyson Pure Cool Link Tower Purifying fan for $594, down from $799. Save $205.

This fan is basically a whole-room purifier.

It senses pollutants in real time, which is bloody cool, and then captures about 99.95% of them via this fully-sealed filter system.

Importantly, it’s also certified asthma and allergy friendly.

Dyson Pure Cool Link Tower Purifying Fan (in black and nickel) – $549.

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