Hey Fartypants: Dr Karl Knows Why You Booty Cough More Than Your M8s

Farts are funny.
Knowing this, Zan Rowe and resident triple j science bae Dr Karl Kruszelnicki just sharted out a segment titled “WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FART MORE THAN OTHERS?
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Listener Caitlin called in with the very important question regarding barking spiders.
“I wanted to know why some people fart and some people don’t,” she began, her question both simple and elegantly existential.

“Because,” she continued, “I’ve got a friend and when he first started dating his girlfriend, he learnt to hold them in. and then in time he didn’t need to fart anymore. And it got me thinking, my two-year-old never farted up until 3 months ago, he started to. But my six-year-old, from birth – she’s always farted. So I just wanted to know, is there, I don’t know, a reason why some people do, some people don’t, or?”
Karl bae set the record straight on salty air biscuits, explaining their origin and whether or not you really can teach your bot bot not to do the stanky:
A round of anal applause, please.
Source: triple j.
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