WATCH: Kevin Spacey Gets Gassy In Ridiculous ‘House Of Farts’ Parody

Oh, sure. Sit there and think that you’re all high brow and you like “intelligent” humour and the pitch-dark, barren-dry wit in David Foster Wallace novels is the real pinnacle of the comedic art-form in your esteemed opinion.

Keep telling yourselves that and one day you might actually be broken enough for it to be true.
Because deep inside your cold bitter heart that there’s no joke on the planet earth, no matter how deftly crafted or delivered, that can match the sheer joy of a well-placed fart. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
And whilst you all may genuinely enjoy the dark depths of Frank Underwood‘s soul on House of Cards, there’s absolutely no denying that taking even the most sadistic of scenes – like, say, the series opening sequence where Underwood strangles a mortally-wounded dog – and layering liberal fart sounds over the top of it, turns it into something perversely hilarious.

God damn it, this shouldn’t be funny WHY IS IT SO FUNNY.

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