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At this stage of our monthly internet usage we all know about Lindsay Lohan’s alleged Hollywood fuck list, also known as the dream To Do List of anyone in ownership of working eyes and a penchant for the d.

What we don’t know yet is what the un-blurred men of the conquest list think of their bodies being named as one of the Last Great Meat City’s which righteous LiLo razed to the ground in a blazing display of sexual artistry. Enter Stage Left someone with a camera:



Someone do James Franco next!