More sightseeing pitstops have been added to the itinerary of Lindsay Lohan’s rumoured, alleged sexual walkabout – a largely illegible iteration of which last week set the Internet ablaze with a burning sensation when urinating.
Names added to this week’s instalment of the world’s most engrossing conjugal serial include: Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher; Greek shipping heir and Jessica Hart’s main squeeze Stavros Niarchos, hockey player Aaron Voros, director Josh Mond and model Petey Wright also made the cut.
This, via the Guardians of Lindsay’s Coital Annals, In Touch.
Six names remain redacted in this, the second chapter of Lindsay’s bizarre, thrilling game of sexy Scattergories unfolding in real time and in accordance with the episodic Oprah enabled docu-series Lindsay, which is playing out in sad, enthralling increments every Sunday on OWN.
Evidently, more to come first in time for next week’s episode.
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