A really very impressive ‘Fuck List’ reading like a shortlist of contenders for the title of People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007 and detailing in Scattergories format the names of noted firecracker Lindsay Lohan’s alleged sexual conquests has surfaced online – a veritable honour roll of A-List muffin butterers compiled and tossed aside after one too many seltzers at the Beverly Hills Hilton bar in late January.
Like a wildfire that savages the dense, low-lying sexual verdure of the Hollywood Hills, the alleged To-Do List includes – but is not limited to – thirty-six purported Lotharios of pedigree coital ilk: Joaquin Phoenix, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, Jamie Dornan, Zack Efron [sic], Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, James Franco, Adam Levine and Garrett Hedlund’s names are all there, scrawled in the characteristic all-caps script of a carnal conquistador.
According to a source at In Touch, Lohan and her confidants were at the Hilton “giggling and talking shit about people in the industry”, which naturally lead to the sharing of “her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and” – never one to let The Haters stop her from doing her thing, her friends no doubt already thoroughly impressed merely by virtue of being able to call themselves Lindsay Lohan’s friends – “then tossed it aside”.
Seventeen of the names appear redacted in the version published online, reportedly due to their status as kept men in long-term relationships. The limit to the list, however:
Also, “I wanna come first”.
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