WATCH: Will Smith’s Sydney Tour Continues With A Ball-Busting Speedboat Ride

We ask a lot of the modern movie star. Audiences love knowing Tom Cruise himself actually dangled outside a plane, and movie-watchers can’t help but appreciate Christian Bale’s obsession with transforming his body between roles.

Oh, apparently it’s also en vogue for megastars to smash their genitalia while riding in speedboats. It’s a new phenomenon, but if Will Smith can get around it, we expect the rest of the industry to follow.

Ahead of his appearance on Sunrise, the Bright star submitted himself to a gonad-punishing along Sydney’s coastline, and shared a choppy video as proof. Bless him for it:

Expect his breakfast TV appearance to be less punishing, unless they decide to introduce Agent J to the Cash Cow. 

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