It all started out so well for Keller. During the first night of Married At First Sight – the wedding bit, naturally – his rough-around-the-edges persona quickly gave way, revealing a softie who just wanted to make new “bride” Nicole happy. And, god, those puppy dog eyes.
Then, last week rolled around, and things almost got a bit… Punchy. A bout of needless slut-shamery saw Keller quickly lose the cachet he’d worked so hard to cultivate. That drama left Nicole reeling from the knowledge her husband, who she had known since… Like, last month, might not be all that.
Tonight’s instalment of this utterly perverse and desecrated interrogation of human intimacy saw Keller in the aftermath of an off-chops night with the boys. Forget Craig and Andy’s split – the tension between Nicole and her ex-Navy beau quickly became the show’s dramatic focal point.
The gentlest of challenges to a continued sesh was met with Keller’s assertion “I’m a big boy, and I know what I can do and what I can’t do.” Yeah, righto.
