We’ve only one more week until the US election finally goes down (can I get a “THANK FUCK”?) and either we descend into the nightmarish dystopia that is a Donald Trump presidency, or Hillary Clinton becomes the first female US Prez (and things continue on mostly the same as they do now).
“I got this, fam.”
But before we bid this utterly cooked, and frankly exhausting, campaign to bed, there’s gonna be a few more ‘X Celebrity FKN Nails It In Viral Trump Takedown’ articles, and this is very much one of them. Sorry, not sorry.
The OG Daddy of late-night comedy, Jon Stewart has made a rare stand-up appearance at the 10th annual Stand Up for Heroes Benefit for war veterans on Tuesday night in NYC and, yep, you guessed it, he fkn NAILED IT.
Opening with his dismay that the whole election didn’t simply wrap up after Trump’s “grab ’em by the pussy” remarks, Stewart then took a journey down memory lane to the heady days of 2013, in particular a Twitter beef between himself and the Horrible Orange One.
Centring around Stewart’s tweet that claimed Donald’s real name was in fact Fuckface Von Clownstick (wild, if true), the online throw-down that Stewart recounted, would be utterly hilarious, were it not for the fact that cut to three years later and this dumpster fire of a man may legitimately run the United States after next week.
FUCK.
Check out the full reading of receipts in the fan-filmed video below, and join us in crossing our fingers the Yanks don’t fuck it up big time next Tuesday.
Pic: Getty / Laura Cavanaugh
