Not many people walking this planet can claim they literally wrote the book on love, but Aziz Ansari can.
The “good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person” (as Leslie Knope would put it) spent a good deal of time crafting the seriously excellent book ‘Modern Romance,’ which is equal parts comedy and legitimate, very serious, very thorough sociological research thesis into the evolution of modern love and relationships.
The guy, suffice to say, knows a thing or two about how we date, communicate, and generally how we line-up our boo-tay, to coin a phrase.
And to that end, he also knows how to take the ever-loving piss out of it.
So please sit back, relax, and enjoy/cringe this new instalment of Aziz and Jimmy Fallon reading out hilarious auto-correct fails, dating faux-pas, and cold-as-ice shutdowns for ‘First Textual Experience.’
We suggest laughing, because any other reaction might allow some far too real memories to surface.
For the LOVE OF DOG, when you fuck up and type “you’re an angle” and someone asks you “obtuse or acute” YOU ANSWER “ACUTE.”
That is a walk-off home run. The world doesn’t lob you softballs like that every day. Shoot your damned shot, FFS.
Source: The Tonight Show/YouTube.
