Every word of the above headline is correct and true, and represents a real thing that is happening in the year of our lord two-thousand-and-sixteen.
“It is on, isn’t it? As soon as we get out of here, I will try to make it happen. Is this the start of something special? That is a very interesting question. Nothing would surprise me with my life. If it does, great, it is all a bit of fun. Let’s just see what happens.”
For what it’s worth, other members of the Celebrity class of 2016 seemed impressed by Warnie’s lothario efforts, with Paul “The Chief” Harragon stating:
“If that doesn’t blow you out of the water, nothing does. Here he is in the jungle and he’s organising to meet up with Carmen Electra so get that into you.”
Get that into you indeed.
“She is a pretty hot chickaroo, isn’t she. That’s my new profession; you can come to me to be hooked up with famous people.”
A pretty hot chickaroo.