Instagram can be a dark hole that we all fall down, but eventually in our bored scrolling, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.
Today folks, that’s Instagram account @fuckimfunnny. It’s not an extensive account at this point, but what’s on there is fucking gold. Basically, the gal who runs the account does running commentary on houses up for sale.
Not just any house – the kind that’s got insanely odd pictures to accompany it, whether that’s clutter and literal mess that absolutely should have been cleaned up before listing photos were taken, or bizarre decor.
There’s a disturbing doll shrine:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbjbSkenzGp/?taken-by=fuckimfunnny
Teddy bears that are bizarrely doubling as wall… art…
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbjb1UIHJ04/?taken-by=fuckimfunnny
It’s just literally everything you’re thinking when looking at these pics, and then some. Honestly how did any of these make it through the process for listing the property. How.
“Ummm, excuse me – you could have put that shit AWAY, honey”
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbjcHCBH5QL/?taken-by=fuckimfunnny
It’s also just excellent that she names the real estate agent like she’s actually having a convo with them. Dead.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbjcP7Wn2DP/?taken-by=fuckimfunnny
Anyway don’t ask me how I got here because it was a real deep Instagram hour (ok, hours PLURAL) and I don’t want to talk about it. Just enjoy them for the procrastination joy that they are.
