Ever looked at someone’s aggressively organised life and thought, “how???????”. Y’know the people we’re talking about. They’re leaps and bounds ahead of everyone their age career-wise. They’re constantly travelling/living their best life. Oh, and most frustratingly of all, their homes are like something plucked straight outta Architectural Digest.
Sure, their primped and polished existence seems mostly attainable – you’re just too lazy to get on their level, right? But the home thing’s a completely different story. If all of your time was spent getting into the same #LifeGoals position as them, then when the hell would you have the opportunity to clean your bloody house?! You wouldn’t, folks. And that boils down to the fact that unlike these people we all admire/loathe, you’re not superhuman. Their ability to whip life into shape HAS to be because of radioactive exposure or something similar. There’s no other explanation. Soz about it.
Given that the talents you’ve been born with aren’t something that would be written on the pages of a comic, we’ve decided to even the playing fields. To celebrate the launch of Spider-Man: Homecoming™ (which is being released in digital formats on October 4, and physical formats on October 18), Airtasker‘s organised for Spider-Man to complete odds and ends for a few very lucky folks in Sydney + Melbourne.
Lawn need mowing? In the process of moving house? Can’t be bothered doing the dishes? Spider-Man will come to your rescue, and watching him do so will be almost as entertaining as watching the new film itself. Check out the below trailer to see what it’s all about:
Attempting to score this privilege is easy – all you’ve gotta do is register your task on Airtasker HERE and you’ll go into the running. Yep, that’s it. And just in case you missed that, then we repeat, all you have to do is enter…
… HERE.
While you’re waiting to see if he’ll rock up on your doorstep, we highly suggest you spend some time imagining Spider-Man carrying out a few of the more obscure tasks on your to-do list. Think: him in an apron making a casserole, doing a Woolies run, etc. It’s a phenomenal way to kill time.
ANYWAY, we wish you the best of luck in successfully having Spider-Man rescue you from the mediocrity of your existence.
