Someone Rescue Nicolas Cage, Who Is Trapped Inside A Kazakh Shapan

Poor Nicolas Cage. 

He’s broke. He’s incurable weird. His acting is… interesting at best. And now, for some reason, he’s in Kazakhstan, wearing their traditional garb and looking like his soul has entirely left his body. 

Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It’s likely he got paid for this (he’s broke), I have reached out to his publicist. pic.twitter.com/0sdyIBf4Js

— Yashar Ali (@yashar) July 23, 2017

Nicky. Mate. How did you get to this dark, dark place? 

Naturally, Nic Cage looking morose in a giant hat is an instant internet hit. 

Unbeknownst to all of us, Nic Cage is living in the darkest of dark timelines pic.twitter.com/5JQ3Squvzc

— joel tyler (@joeltyler_) July 23, 2017

Who wore it better (and looked more awkward doing it)? pic.twitter.com/Izg00mh13V

— max seddon (@maxseddon) July 23, 2017

Cage, Trump, Pope. pic.twitter.com/NQTD3bF1CP

— Mark (@MarkyLott) July 23, 2017

That is the face of desperation. Nicolas Cage is basically this vending machine. pic.twitter.com/PLziD0E0Qx

— Lina (@tusentalsord) July 23, 2017

Boy does he look like he’s reevaluating his life choices pic.twitter.com/T5KLOuBfCL

— Andrew Berke (@aberke) July 23, 2017

Nic Cage appears to be going through an existential crisis.

— BritMuscovite (@BritMuscovite) July 23, 2017

Looks like he’s in that microsecond where he’s just finished sobbing and he’s not yet started screaming.

— Scout (@about_scout) July 23, 2017

He looks like he was just teleported into this body a la Quantum Leap and is figuring out who and where he is https://t.co/1fBbgBvYKM

— Damien Mulley ¸ (@damienmulley) July 23, 2017

Treat him well, Kazakhstan. He’s a very special man.