Ruby Rose Sentenced To ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Guest Role

Ersatz Justin Bieber, Ruby Rose, has been sentenced to a guest role on the third season of Netflix’s flagship female penitentiary drama Orange Is The New Black.

Rose confirmed her penal (tee hee) sentencing overnight by Xeroxing copy of the February issue of ELLE Magazine, which bills Rose, 28, as someone who “oozes raw sex appeal even in an orange jumpsuit, as the newest inmate — and lust object of both Piper and Alex — at Litchfield Penitentiary on this summer’s third season of Orange Is the New Black.” 
Netflix have since confirmed news of Rose’s US TV debut to Buzzfeed LGBT, who report that she’ll play Stella Carlin, “an inmate at Litchfield Federal Correctional Institution whose sarcastic sense of humour and captivating looks quickly draw the attention of some of Litchfield’s inmates.” 
At the time of writing, Rose is exploding with joy and I’ll jump on any opportunity to use one of these. Congratulations, Ruby Rose. You’ve made it in America.  
via Facebook, H/T Buzzfeed LGBT 

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