After views of her ass in a clingy white dress became the unofficial star of the royal wedding it was really only a matter of time before Pippa Middleton got caught up in a sex scandal. Despite Pippa’s hundreds of thousands of horny fans, internet trolls have not yet been able to stumble upon so much as a nip slip, and so in lieu of material with real salacious value, a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge’s little sister dancing in a bra has been unearthed and gone viral.
Some UK press has referred to the incident as “embarrassing”, but to paraphrase Lord Tennyson: ’tis better to have gotten wasted and danced in your undies than never gotten wasted and danced in your undies at all.