Pommie media outlets are currently having a coronary over fresh reports the new-minted Mrs Pippa Matthews (that’s Middleton, to you) is honeymooning in Australia.

She and her millionaire banker husband James Matthews – whose brother is none other than ex-Made In Chelsea villain Spencer Matthews, fyi – were spotted traipsing around Sydney today, apparently working out with a personal trainer early in the morning before boarding a water taxi with friends to take in the Harbour.

Have a geez – the rest of the world is:

The newlyweds spent last week unwinding in New Zealand, before arriving Down Under for the next leg of their post wedding travels.

It’s unclear where they’re staying while here, but our odds are on the super-lush Park Hyatt, which is typically the first choice of famous / cashed-up people because of its A+ views of The CoathangerOpera House etc etc.

The Duchess of Cambridge‘s little sister got hitched at St Mark’s Church in Berkshire, England ten days ago, in eye-wateringly exxy style.

Pippa’s Giles Deacon dress reportedly cost $69,000 and their reception venue (a glass marquee in the backyard of the Middleton’s estate) was stuffed with $173,000 worth of flowers, a $26,000 cake and $69,000 worth of caviar for Prince William, Harry, Roger Federer and guests to enjoy with a glass of champas.

Surprise! Pippa Middleton & Her Dorky Husbo Are Honeymooning In Oz

Ah, how non-royal royals live.

Photo: Getty / WPA Pool.