This week in Reasons To Not Take Crack Cocaine: Amanda Bynes‘ metamorphosis into stripper-Nicki Minaj and side project as a pantyhose defiler has become a hit with her fans, who’ve been busy amassing a Blingee-assisted image shrine to the Nickelodeon tween star turned documentable loose cannon. However, some people have been less inspired by her yikes-inducing personal evolution, including former ambassador and Internet gossip impresario Perez Hilton who is troubled by Bynes’s irrefutably strange variety show of an online presence.
Hilton, who Bynes recently threatened to sue, was blocked by the one-time actress and pioneering discourser of vagicide after he engaged her in a series of tweets in response to a photo she posted. That photo was this:
Here a selection of responses that followed:
@amandabynes It truly is concerning that you almost always can’t keep your left eye open. Did you recently cause damage to it somehow?
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) May 3, 2013
@amandabynes Dope is slang for heroin. Are you trying to tell us something?
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) May 3, 2013
@amandabynes That wig is very @britneyspears of you. Britney sought professional help (was actually forced). You should explore treatment.
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) May 3, 2013
Perez Hilton isn’t the only one sharing concern over Bynes’s selfie material, with many of her laymen followers voicing concerning (“u ok?”; “what happened 2 u???”); and unless she is doing a Joaquin Phoenix even better than Joaquin Phoenix managed to do and is trolling us all as an elaborate piece of performance art, it looks like she is substance abusing or suffering from a serious mental illness, in which case she really does need help.
This is like watching Lindsay Lohan in fast forward and it’s depressing.
