Nikki’s BIL Snowy Brought Some Much Needed Bro-Losophy To ‘The Bachelor’

THE BACHELOR’S HOMETOWN WEEK. Finally, after weeks of confinement in a… Palacial villa, the four women who managed to keep Richie Strahan’s affection / their hair totally blonde were allowed to mingle with their maybe-man in a familiar, stress-free environment. 

Well, Alex, Olena, Rachael and Nikki made the most of the opportunity to see their fam. Ol’ mate Rich packed his dacks throughout. 

While visiting each family, Richie rattled off nearly the same statement: each of the remaining competitors are A+ human beings, but he feels some kinda way with this one in particular. It was no doubt sincere, but ultimately a wee bit of a cop out, considering we’re at the pointy end of the show.

So, who stopped Richie in his tracks and told him to get his head in the game? Who reaffirmed the bloke’s obvious connection? Who had peerless barbecue etiquette?

No, it wasn’t Olena’s pop Andrej, who was more interested in literally jabbing at Richie. It was Nikki’s brother-in-law Snowy, that’s fuckin’ who. Looking like what would’ve happened if Paul Scholes dropped football for weightlifting, Snowy cut through Richie’s soft-touch waffle with some timeless Aussie matchmaking advice:

 
Seriously. Let’s slow that down. 

“Don’t worry about all their fancy shit. Just… where you are at the worst point in your life, imagine them.”
Realism. Pragmatism. Delivered while nursing a cold one, and with a look that is equal parts skeptical and approving. Soz Rachael, but fishing doesn’t compare to the knowledge Richie could be working himself into a family that includes this ocker unit. 

Don’t fuck this up, Richie. Not for us, not even for Nikki. Don’t disappoint Snowy. 

Source and photo: The Bachelor / Facebook.

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