Netflix Dropped Its April Release Schedule Featuring ‘Bridget Jones’ & More

It’s April, folks! The weather’s finally getting cooler. The sky is a little greyer. You’re switching from shorts to jeans. It’s all bloody happening. And while the temptation might be to run outside and rail against the coming winter, what you should do instead is simply stay inside forever, because Netflix just dropped its April release schedule and it’s a good-ass time to stay the hell at home.

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Along with the second half of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and the choose-your-own-adventure Bear Grylls special which simply must end with you making him drink his own piss repeatedly until he cries, a whole mess of good, good gear is headed your way real soon.

Chief among them? Movies like Bridget Jones’s Diary and the follow-up Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, along with The Exorcist, the Wheatus-invoking Jason Biggs vehicle LoserKevin James getting his ass kicked in Here Comes the Boom, the third of the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy The World’s End, the Academy Award-winning The Big Short, and the Academy Award-fucking up La La Land.

It’s a hell of a month for new gear, folks. Do yourselves a favour and get around it.

The full list of Netflix’s April releases are below. Get into it.

April 1st
The Exorcist
The Brothers Grimsby
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Here Comes the Boom
The Smurfs 2
Fun with Dick & Jane
I Spy
Sense and Sensibility
Something’s Gotta Give

April 2nd
Kevin Hart: Irresponsible
Going in Style

April 3rd
Suzzanna: Buried Alive

April 4th
American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace

April 5th
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina – Part 2
Tijuana – Season 1
Persona: Collection – Season 1
Roman Empire – Caligula: The Mad Emperor – Season 1
Spirit Riding Free – Season 8
Unicorn Store
Our Planet

April 7th
The Big Short

April 9th
Trolls: The Beat Goes On! – Season 6
La La Land

April 10th
You vs Wild – Season 1

April 11th
Black Summer – Season 1

April 12th
Huge in France – Season 1
Special – Season 1
Mighty Little Bheem – Season 1
The Perfect Date
The Silence
Who Would You Take To A Deserted Island?

April 15th
No Good Nick – Season 1
Kick-Ass 2
American History X

April 16th
Super Monsters Furever Friends – Season 1

April 17th
Bridget Jones’s Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Les Misérables
King Kong
The World’s End
About Time
Spy Game
Along Came Polly
The Adjustment Bureau

April 18th
My First First Love – Season 1

April 19th
Samantha! – Season 2
A Fortunate Man
Music Teacher
Someone Great
Brené Brown: The Call to Courage

April 20th
Grass is Greener

April 22nd
Selection Day – New Episodes
Pinky Malinky – Part 2

April 23rd
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

April 24th
Bonding – Season 1

April 25th
The Beguiled

April 26th
The Protector – Season 2
Yankee – Season 1
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power – Season 2
Archer – Season 9
Street Food
ReMastered: Devil at the Crossroads

April 30th
Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward
Ingress: The Animation
Baki – Part 2
The Nice Guys

Chambers – Season 1