Australia Heartily Rejoices In All 3 Of Tonight’s “Misalignment In Values” 

After I don’t know how long of constant bullying, gaslighting, and toxic degrading comments Cat, Romy, and Alisha have finally left the mansion… Probably to distract us/attempt to make up for last night’s bloody shit episode.

For the full Bachie recap, aggressively click on the below.

It begins when Cat has the shits at Brooke for copping another group date because it’s 100 per cent Brooke’s choice. Once again, the three gather to complain and whinge before the conversation switches to Tenille, who according to Alisha, just bloody loves throwing people under the bus – something the three girls have never ever ever ever done before. Then, “off-camera” Cat tells the girls that she wants to give Nick an  ~ ultimatum ~ about the single date business with some tears involved so she’ll cop a rose.

Mmm.

When it’s cocktail time, Nick pulls Tenille aside and suddenly transforms into P.E teacher Mr. Cummins when, after the producers finally allow him to do something, asks Tenille “Who’s being mean?” What follows is a little demonstration as Mr. Cummins uses three candles to represent Cat, Romy, and Alisha. Then, Tenille is asked to put the three into a ‘nice’ or ‘mean’ section and obviously she absolutely chucks them into the ‘mean’ section.

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“She’s caused a shit-stir in the house and it’s time to go,” Nick tells the people.

Pow, pow, pow.

Cat won’t go down easy though, she has a heart of gold, she speaks the truth, she’s confused as to why people think she’s mean.

So Nick phrases it a different way: “So far things keep happening and your name keeps coming up and I can’t deal with that anymore.” 

FAIR ENOUGH.

And Cat leaves in her toga and cockroach earrings. She’s off. Bummer – but not without Osher moodily stepping into the mansion a little earlier than usual to inform of us all on the unfortunate… “misalignment in values” between Cat and Nick.

Romy, so upset, mourns the “light of the mansion”. But the final nail in the coffin is the second misalignment in values between Nick and Alisha who does not receive a rose. So, sensing she’s absolutely fucked – Romy leaves the mansion.

Fare-de-fuck-well.

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