As Tamara said on on tonight’s final episode of Married At First Sight: “Karma’s a fucking bitch, isn’t it?” And holy shit it was because Jess – after how many weeks of spinning her bullshit – came completely undone after the producers decided to show footage of her hitting on Nic in front of everyone and the entire country. This delicious bit of reality telly came right after Jess sat her ass on that couch and said everything was bloody fantastic in Jess and Dan world even though they hadn’t seen each other since filming wrapped – that’s six whole weeks.
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You’d think that after being exposed, Jess would be like ‘Ah fook, this ain’t worth the followers’ and own up to hitting on Nic but NO. She denied the entire thing despite the footage being right there and Nic saying, ‘Uh, oh, uh, nah, yeah, nah, nah, nah I don’t wanna say… nah yeah she hit on me’. Even Ines and Liz had a nice moment on the couch before their 15 minutes came to an end.
Not to mention, about five seconds after hitting on Nic, JESS SITS NEXT TO DAN AND DOES THE EXACT SAME THING.
“Dan was third rung on the ladder. She’s going for anyone mate, that’s all it is,” Mick says about four beers down.
Cyrell, in case you forgot she was still in the room, tells Jess after the footage plays, “Your legs are like 7-Eleven, they’re open for business 24/7.”
Jesus fucking Christ, Cyrell.
The experts attempt to stop her but HA, NOPE.
Nic and Jess: Exposed. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EPuaPpusyS
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) April 8, 2019
“Just be honest, Jess,” Dan says sensing the end is nigh. “Just be honest.”
“I am being honest,” she insists. “I never was interested in Nic and I was never propositioning Nic, no.”
[Checks notes]
“I’m interested in Nic,” Jess tells Martha.
“Yes I do find Nic very attractive, I am sexually attracted to Nic, he is a very good looking guy.”
HUH.
MEANWHILE, ON TWITTER.
Jess: “He’s such a good father.”
John: “Have you met Dan’s son?”
Jess: “No.”
Us:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/puuyCOz4bj— Channel9 (@Channel9) April 8, 2019
You know you’re screwed when your own network shits on you.
when all your lies and bullshit finally catches up with you #MAFS pic.twitter.com/F8EBfKZUN8
— Jake 🗝✨ (@jakemoogle) April 8, 2019
John Aiken is beautifully setting up this clip of Jessika hitting on Nic. It’s pure evil and I love it. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Bt9I00iXpH
— Hero (@hierohero1) April 8, 2019
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Jess: Our r/ship is so wonderful. I’m so delighted. He’s such a wonderful father.
Expert: Have you ever seen him in any capacity as a father?
Jess: No.
Expert: Have you ever seen him when there were no cameras?
Jess: No BUT I’m so happy to be back in front of a camera #MAFS
— Pip Coomes (@PipCoomes) April 8, 2019
“your legs are like a 7/11, open for business 24/7” CYRELL’S ONE LINERS GIVE ME LIFE #MAFS pic.twitter.com/thpX8K3Nr9
— laura (@laurajmoran) April 8, 2019
I LITERALLY just choked on my drink. Sweet angelic Cam was the one to call out Jess?! #mafs pic.twitter.com/S8UBa0olBc
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 8, 2019
Something finally wiped the smile off her face. What’s wrong sweetie? #mafs pic.twitter.com/qnU1W1WMXJ
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) April 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/mattyjojojnr/status/1115208214948106240
You know you’re “a lying spud” when even Cameron throws you under the bus and brings up the topic of you having a crack at another husband. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ArO86OnJOx
— Pip Coomes (@PipCoomes) April 8, 2019
when all your lies and bullshit finally catches up with you #MAFS pic.twitter.com/F8EBfKZUN8
— Jake 🗝✨ (@jakemoogle) April 8, 2019
LYING SPUD!!!!!#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/K9R17Dgw7s
— richy cartmell (@richycartmell) April 8, 2019
ME WATCHING JESS WALK UP TO DAN 5 MINUTES AFTER NIC #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4ARxGdG8xZ
— Dylan (@dylarrno) April 8, 2019
This episode is literally the equivalent of throwing a mentos into a softdrink and closing the lid #MAFS
— hi im jess (@jessal_21) April 8, 2019
And it all came to an end with Jules and Cam on the couch – MAFS‘ only successful couple.
experts: let’s end it with Jules and Cam so everybody forgets we’re total failures #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Bee (@bee_starship) April 8, 2019
In conclusion:
When #MAFS finally ends 😂 pic.twitter.com/FzLieNkDUg
— Kate Pattison (@katepatto) April 8, 2019
What a bloody ride.
If you’re already having withdrawals:
Just when I thought the experiment was over… #MAFS #TalkingMarried pic.twitter.com/rVK6t2XiQb
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) April 8, 2019
