Married At First Sight is done and bloody well dusted, and frankly now I’m just keen for the abject horniness of Bachelor In Paradise to begin. But that doesn’t mean I’m not still mildly interested in what the MAFS characters are up to post-show.
Today’s update comes courtesy of Davina Rankin, who I obviously hate because she was blessed with TV husband Ryan “Human Angel” Gallagher and royally fucked it up by sending raunchy texts to Dean “Human Shitstain” Wells, and who has been complaining about her post-MAFS existence to the Daily Telegraph.
She admits that the show hasn’t exactly got guys lining up to be her boyfriend, saying: “I get a lot of dick pics, but no one wants to date me.”
Just imagine the level of appendages being hurled into her inbox each day. It turns the stomach.
But the 27-year-old is self-aware enough to know that her part of the MAFS “villain” probably plays a part in that, adding: “No one was watching how I acted on that show going, ‘I want to date her’.”
Look, it’s tough out there for any gal, let alone someone who millions of people saw acting completely shady on telly.
Davina reckons she can see the positive in her situation though, pointing out: “But I don’t want to date someone who judges me anyway, so it’s filtering out the bad ones.”
Good luck with that, mate.
