FINALLY!!! SOME FUCKING DRAMA UP IN THIS LOVE ISLAND AUSTRALIA BITCH!
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See guys, it’s worth the boring foundational episodes because then you have people backstabbing and falling asleep in the Hideaway instead of grinding on their villa girlfriend, and so on.
So we came back to Jessie and Eoghan in the Hideaway – Eoghan legit falls asleep with Jessie straddling him.
Then we score some major spice. Phoebe tells Anna and Cartier that Vanessa’s been urging Cassie to couple up with someone so she can “make it to the end with her”. In even spicier news, Phoebe reckons the guys have said Vanessa has a reputation outside of the villa for going after D-grade celebrities, and that she wouldn’t ever be with Matt outside of the comp.
It’s pretty fucking rude of a) the boys to insinuate this and b) for Phoebe to start spreading shit that isn’t even necessarily true, but this is Love Island – I fucking love it. TEA TEA TEA!
It gets worse – Anna then decides the best action she can take is to go to Matt and dob on Phoebe and the boys. Seems like a horrible idea but ok beb.
It becomes pretty clear Anna’s got an ulterior motive of taking Vanessa down a peg – I get it, the woman is waltzing around the villa like she’s got the crown in the bag. Also, I think Anna’s very much into Matt and I kinda back it (except for the bit where she totally threw everyone under the bus to get ahead there).
Cassie hooks up with Luke, Josh chats up Anna. Then, the brothers have to battle it out for who has to shave their head so we can all identify them easily. Thank GOD, producers. I don’t even know if Cassie is with Luke 100% or if it’s Josh.
Luke cops the chop and mate, he looks a billion percent hotter with a shaved head IMO.
Meanwhile Eoghan’s pissed at Jessie – she joked around about how Luke got her heart rate up the most, and it’s bruised his Big Dog ego. She apologises and they make up.
Matt’s still suss on Vanessa and he asks Adam and Cartier, by FAR the actual King/Queen of the villa, whether they reckon . Adam’s like…. well….yes.
Then Anna talks to Matt, and it seems Vanessa’s worked out what’s up because she comes over glaring daggers at Anna while sipping smuntily from her water bottle.
She has some good points – why isn’t Matt just talking to her, instead of everyone else. Why is he deciding shit when her behaviour is very positive.
In a wild turn of events, Matt then breaks down on camera because he doesn’t want his heart broken. Did… did I misjudge these two? Maybe Matt genuinely IS falling for Vanessa and isn’t the soulless demon I thought him to be.
…or he’s turned on the waterworks for THE FANS BABEY!!!!
In the end Vanessa’s like “can you just stop being a fucking idiot and trust me”, which I actually think is fair, like what even is this fight? Some people I’ve known for a few days are saying you MIGHT be using me? Dumb. They kind of make up, Matt’s basically like I’ll give it a few days and see.
Then it’s time for a recoupling – well, basically just for Luke and Josh to couple up.
Luke picks Cassie, Josh picks Anna – which leaves Gerard and Phoebe flying solo. Then comes the death knell – the islanders have to vote for one of them to get booted. Phoebe gets the bad end of the stick, and heads off.
